Monday, August 08, 2005

Scared

I called into to work and let them know I am running late. But I don't want to go in after what happened on last week. I know I am going to be suffocating from all the pissed off vibes from the paralegals.

I feel like I am back in the 6th grade when the teacher is going over the homework and asking everyone questions and I am praying I am not called on. I can't do this anymore.

They are all angry at me. But its not my fault. All I did was call the messenger.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you previewing us with your new writing style??? "I shall only give them snippets to build up the tension of knowing what my newest fuck-up is, that way they'll all love me..."

12:15 PM  
Blogger bethany said...

instead of blogging about being late get your fat ass to work. you truly are worthless.

12:29 PM  
Blogger The Great Peskina said...

How is this not your fault? So you called in to tell the people at work that you would be late. That only mitigates the problem. There's still the fact that you're going to be late because you're a lazy fat-ass. That's entirely your fault. You deserve to have everyone pissed off at you. Calling to warn people of your laziness doesn't make everything all better.

7:30 AM  
Blogger Ole said...

Although my contributions aren't always complimentary, I'm moved in a different way today. Not because of your post but rather the repellent comments that people have attached to it.

If someone writes badly, that's one thing. If you're not interested in what they have to say, that's another. If you're so cretinous that the best you can manage is a disparaging comment about the weight of someone you've never seen, you're clearly a social inadequate who cries themself to sleep at night clutching a frayed photograph of the only moron who ever slept with you.

The fact that you've both provided links to moronic blogs is something I find rather satisfying, in a social justice sort of way.

6:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about the pot and the @#$%ing kettle Ole. Your link doesn't even connect to an active blog. But you have the right to judge the quality of my post based on mine?!?! You're a hypocritical ignoramus.

And I'll call the Prada Bitch a fat-ass to my heart's content. I went to school with enough of her kind and they're pretty much all alike. All they care about is their clothes and how much money is in their date's wallet. And they all have FAT ASSES because they can't lay off the Tasti-D-Lite or the booze.

I'm staying anonymous BTW because you seem to care so much about the blogs of the commentor. Maybe you can judge a post solely on its merits, not on the writer.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw, poor little rich girl. Let's all collectively pity her, on three...Newsflash, money doesn't buy you depth, an attractive personality, or the ability to survive in the real world. You couldn't even survive a day in the life of a middle class working girl. You have a depthless and plastic life. I pity you, you don't know anything about the real world, which is sad, because there are rich people who DO. And BTW, just because you call to say you're running late, doesn't mean that everything's A-okay.

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you deserve a nice shiny bullet to your empty head.

2:18 AM  
Blogger Ole said...

I didn't judge the quality of your post, dearie. I judged the quality of your blog. It's lamentable. To suggest that you've suddenly become anonymous when your last post still has your ID attached to is, frankly, only further proof of the points I've raised.

And by the way, multiple exclamation marks / question marks are nearly always the sign of a diseased or inferior mind. Exhibit A: "you don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!!!!!"

Snipe at her if you like. Just have the cojones to take some yourself.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If you're so cretinous that the best you can manage is a disparaging comment about the weight of someone you've never seen, you're clearly a social inadequate who cries themself to sleep at night clutching a frayed photograph of the only moron who ever slept with you."

Gee sounds like a criticism of my post to me. But what do I know? I have either a diseased or inferior mind. But at least I remember what I wrote.

"To suggest that you've suddenly become anonymous when your last post still has your ID attached to is, frankly, only further proof of the points I've raised."

Well you criticized two people in your first post. So therefore, you have to guess which one of the two responded to you. This is kinda like a Sesame Street lesson, don't you think Ole. Repeat after me "2 is more than 1".

Oh and what were the points that I made? First off, you never even noted that the main point of my post was that the Prada Bitch should quit bitching and just show up to work on time. You just criticized my mention of her fat ass, which was really just a little dig. But I won't dwell on little details.

"And by the way, multiple exclamation marks / question marks are nearly always the sign of a diseased or inferior mind. Exhibit A: "you don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!!!!!" "

And you have evidence of this where? Maybe some of us are just more animated in their writing than you are. Just because we show emotion doesn't mean we're crazy or stupid. Only a true idiot would think that.

"Snipe at her if you like. Just have the cojones to take some yourself."

What makes you think I don't? I posted my blog in the first post. I remain anonymous, just like the Prada Bitch. So how am I any more anonymous then you or her? The facts do not match up with your statements.

In short, your writing sucks. You're an idiot and simply reading your posts have made my IQ drop 10 points. You're a waste of human life, like the Prada Bitch and obviously the only way you get off is by sticking up for people who clearly don't deserve it. I hope you're happy with your pathetic existence. Toodles.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you guys take it somewhere else? This is getting really meta, and all I want to know is what the hell happened with PP and the messenger.

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is anyone else eagerly anticipating her "smackdown" in response to these comments?

9:00 PM  
Blogger Ole said...

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3:31 AM  
Blogger Ole said...

I live for the "smackdowns".

3:32 AM  

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