Friday, June 10, 2005

die shiksa die

I saw this in the Post about girl who's goal in life is to be a goy toy.

"It's hard enough to find someone if you want to stay in your own religion," says Kimberly Temner, a 26-year-old publicist who lives in New York.

"The Jewish community is small, and when Jewish men get snapped up by non-Jews, it leaves less for me."

I mean ok they are right Jewish men are great but keep your hands to yourself. I guess I am a little bitter because my ex dumped me for somone not part of our tirbe. Its one of the reasons why I stopped using jdate. I just oculdn't deal with the competition.

I would like to marry a nice Jewish boy. I mean crazy as it may seem but my religion is important to me. I may seem hypochondriac because I do not speak hebrew and know a shmear of yiddish but I want to raise Jewish children. But can't you do that with a non-Jew. Ok you could marry one and make them convert but I have not heard of that happening. At one in my life I want to get married and have children and live in a house in Greenwich.

I am laying in bed while my apartment shakes. The people above me are having a party. I am alone while the claque is off to the Hamptons. Can't go since I am still recovering. VD said I was really lucky to get the good s**t and asked if she could share my stash. I told her hells no. I earned my high with the pain and aggravation I went through yesterday.

Pain is acting up. Better grab another V.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hypochondriac! PP, I think you meant to write "hypocritical," unless the thought of having to marry a goy makes you ill.

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh honey. You are so tragic.

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put down the pills and get the damn filling put in. Whether you're kidding or not painkillers are trouble and a crutch. Take an Aleve and get your ass to the doctor.

AND $1K for medicine? Stop whining and pay for some medical insurance you fool.

6:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha...just hahahahahaha!

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey PP, when you gonna post a pic of yourself?
We're all dying to know what you look like.

Also, a question. You make no qualms about spouting out how rich you are and how frivolous you can be with your money. And also, your desire to find a boyfriend. That being said, do you still require all dates to pay for your dinner, drinks, movie/concert tickets etc.? Would you date a guy who you maybe had to pay for every once in a while?

8:38 AM  
Blogger Courting Couture said...

it was emasculation os the asin male because if you look at the pics, these men arent just dancing...they are like dancing in a REALLY WIERD WAY WHERE it entails LOOKING UP EACH OTHERS LOIN CLOTHES and grabbing each other hands through their crotches. Also - donkatsu also spelled tonkatsu is like breaded porkchop that is deep fried and magically delicious. so bad but so good for u.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF at the above post...but PP, you are so right when it comes to jewish boys! they truly are the best, and I feel lucky that they are so (j)ubiquitous where I live! But really, this is no reason why YOU are single.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courting Couture, you are a dumbass. A bigger dumbass than PP! the law school you attend must be real shitty if they haven't kicked you out yet.

5:50 PM  

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