Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Almost fired

I got into so much trouble when I came into work today. The partner who interviewed me ripped me a new cootchie. She told me why I why I didn't show up last Thursday and Friday and I told her I was sick with food poisoning. She told me that was no excuse. She knew paralegals who would come back to work right after surgery. Which I think is BS but I just let it go.

She went on saying that I was walking on thin ice since I was coming in late and missing work and that I had to pull in a full work load. And I had better shape up or else they would be looking for another intern. I was really pissed and told her I thought that she was being unfair and why was I given a full workload since I was a 10 dollar an hour intern? She told me it didn't matter if I was getting 10 bucks or 10 cents. As long as I was getting paid I better do my job. I wanted to tell her to go to hell and walk out of the office. I wanted her to fire me. I didn't have ot take this. But I knew that if that happened my parents would never leave me alone. And I think she knew it too. Bitch.

I walked out and went back to playing xerox jockey. I imagined the trollho and the rest of those bitches having s***s and giggles over me getting reamed. I know why people have vacations. So they can get away from the A-holes in the office.


Blogger Ole said...

No. Shit.

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dare they expect you to go to your job...and do it accurately, too???? THE NERVE!!

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woody Allen said it best, PP: "90% of life is showing up."

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Elton said...

Hahaha. You are such a spoiled loser.

7:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PP is such a pathetic loser. Go get fat.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to real life.

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PP - this is fucking boring. if i want to hear about working at a law firm there are 100 other blogs i can read. get a trampy Jappy job befitting your pedigree please.

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but this IS a jappy job. I want to hear about more run-ins with the troll-ho! Alas, I predict you will be fired this week, PP.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i want a real jappy job, dammit. design handbags. be one of lizzie grubman's minions. become a d-girl at the new miramax. work for a publishing company, or a talent agency. intern at vogue.

4:09 PM  

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