Sunday, February 20, 2005

You

You used to wake me up Sunday mornings with a warm plate of homemade waffles with strawberries and place it on my side in bed. You would take me out to Japanese films I didn't understand but then we would walk through the west village while you would explain the meaning of Tokyo Godfathers.

You used to check on me every night to make sure I was alright even when you dropped me off at my apartment. You were my security blanket, I never felt afraid, laying in bed while my head was on your chest listening to your heart beat. You listened to me read my poetry about high school, summer camp and my days as a child.

You used to play soccer in central park as captain of the skins while I would giggle out words like eye candy, manflesh and make up male porn star names for your teammates with my girl friends.

You used to call me whenever it would snow and tell me to come out to have a snowball fight and afterwards we would have hot chocolate at your apartment with marshmallows.

You were at an open house at an apartment in the upper west side looking at kitchen. You talked about how the kitchen needed work and you wondered if one of the walls could be knocked down.

But you weren't talking to me but the girl standing next to you.

I know this because I was there and I saw you both and I walked out before you could see me.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

:( Poor PP

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny how you suddenly post about some random guy after being called out about being so pug-ugly that you can't find a man to put up with you. stupid fatty.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Now I know for sure this is fake.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Other said...

my thoughts exactly, anonymous #2...

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Dumbass:

You may think you have won the battle, but the writer won the war.

"Stocking the refrigerator with milk, cheese, and yogurt may make it easier to lose those extra pounds and burn fat without cutting back drastically on calories, according to new research.


Although calories still count, the study showed that obese adults who ate a high-dairy diet lost significantly more weight and fat than those who ate a low-dairy diet containing the same number of calories.


"If you compare a dairy-rich versus a dairy-poor diet you can nearly double the rate of weight and fat loss with the same level of calorie restriction," says researcher Michael Zemel, PhD, professor of nutrition and medicine at the University of Tennessee in Knoxville.


Zemel says the study also showed that eating three to four servings of dairy products a day is more effective at enhancing weight loss efforts than calcium supplementation alone with pills or calcium-fortified foods.


The study appears in the April issue of Obesity Research and was supported by the National Dairy Council." et cetera...



Full Article: http://my.webmd.com/content/article/85/98720.htm

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously, she also missed the irony in the duffel bag comment... I thought it was funny.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You used to wake me up Sunday mornings with a warm plate of homemade waffles with strawberries and place it on my side in bed. "

"You would take me out to Japanese films I didn't understand..."

"You used to check on me every night to make sure I was alright..."

"You were my security blanket...",

"You listened to me read my poetry about high school, summer camp and my days as a child... "

Are you talking about your Nanny??

Sorry, we all have to grow out of it sooner or later.

– La Marquesa

6:43 PM  
Blogger flowersj said...

Fuck all these mean people. You write what you want. All these smart-asses hide behind anonymity and contribute nothing.
So sorry that they're all jealous of you.

4:10 AM  
Anonymous kate said...

Well, I'm not a 'mean person', but I also don't think it's really the case that these people are actually *jealous of her, although that's obviously the easiest route for yor mind to go when you want to assume something simple that makes you feel better- she probably would like to assume this to be the case. I think they actually just don't like her 'issues', she's an easy target- and her reactions are quite funny- the whole thing is just a comedy. There are plenty of beautiful and intelligent wealthy people if you want to waste your time being jealous of someone, if that's what you really want to do- and I'm sure
everyone here would probably pick someone like that before they would pick this so-called "princess". Besides, probably more than half of them actually think it's fake. It's entertainment for these people.

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous #2 said...

Anonymous #2, back again...

You know guys, if we keep criticizing the little princess, she make take her ball and go home. More specifically, she may stop posting all this nonsense, and then who will laugh at???

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your posting was better pre-dieting. Right now it sucks more jersey dick then you do. Go back to being a fatass so I can enjoy more of this funny fiction.

2:28 PM  
Anonymous other said...

yeah, i see your point, anonymous #2. and although i'm guessing that every single one of us could manage to find a better and even funner use of our time...eh...i don't think she'll stop. inherently vacuous people who have no direction or motivation to do anything other than mindlessly consume need something to complain and get worked up about. she is manifesting the drama in her life on purpose- if she didn't do it here, she'd be doing it some other way.

7:31 PM  
Blogger Ole said...

If she does pick up her little glitterball and f*** off back to her brownstone in the sky, I'll always have the existing garbage to treasure.

Plus I'll never again have to get annoyed about the fact that, despite a presumably expensive education, she spells like a 4-year-old.

7:31 AM  

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