Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Weight gain

This morning I jumped off the scale when I saw that I gained ten pounds. This is all my fault for eating all that Hagen Daz. Ohmigod. I can't go back on Jenny Craig. I almost died the last time from the lack of food. Mom is going S**t a brick when she sees me.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahah!

I eat Haagen Daz all the time and haven't gained a pound. You must be eating a LOT of other crap on the side....

Maybe you are pregnant and just don't know it yet. :)

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop, you are turning me on. I love my women nice and plump.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GROSS!

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank Gawd she finally stopped posting! Hit by a bus? We could only be so lucky.

12:28 PM  

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