Weight gain
This morning I jumped off the scale when I saw that I gained ten pounds. This is all my fault for eating all that Hagen Daz. Ohmigod. I can't go back on Jenny Craig. I almost died the last time from the lack of food. Mom is going S**t a brick when she sees me.
4 Comments:
hahahahahah!
I eat Haagen Daz all the time and haven't gained a pound. You must be eating a LOT of other crap on the side....
Maybe you are pregnant and just don't know it yet. :)
Stop, you are turning me on. I love my women nice and plump.
GROSS!
Thank Gawd she finally stopped posting! Hit by a bus? We could only be so lucky.
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