Tuesday night
My bedroom is a complete mess. I have a pile of skirts on my desk, a collection of shopping bags that is gathering dust near my bathroom. My desk is covered with mail, old time out new yorks and Victoria Secret catalogs. I have been meaning to clean this up but I have been playing office jockey for the last couple of weeks and I am exhausted when I come back in.
Its actually my own fault. Its been like this for awhile and I keep telling myself I am going to clean this place up. I usally start cursing to myself that things will be different when I am missing one of my Jimmy Choos. Then I find it and run to a party and forget about seeing the light about being messy until next crisis.
Dad got me a palmpilot to help me organize but got really pissed when I lost it. It seems hopeless. I am lucky that I even get my bills done in time.
Its actually my own fault. Its been like this for awhile and I keep telling myself I am going to clean this place up. I usally start cursing to myself that things will be different when I am missing one of my Jimmy Choos. Then I find it and run to a party and forget about seeing the light about being messy until next crisis.
Dad got me a palmpilot to help me organize but got really pissed when I lost it. It seems hopeless. I am lucky that I even get my bills done in time.
posted by Pradaprincess at 9:47 PM
12 Comments:
I call shenanigans on this whole blog. You call missing a Jimmy Choo a crisis? A Manolo, maybe. A Christian Louboutin, possibly. But a Jimmy Choo? Get real.
And by the way, how is it that a "Prada Princess" such as yourself stoops to Victoria's Secret? You don't shop exclusively for La Perla at Barney's or La Petite Coquette?
And the nonchalantly "ironic statement "Dad got me a palmpilot to help me organize but got really pissed when I lost it." I know pathos, ethos, and logos when I see it. You're doing a piss-poor job of using it, but I can still see it.
It gets better and better. Just keep on "writing," sweetie.
ole stop sticking up for PP. i swear, from your comments lately, i'm beginning to think you actually like the idiot. *shudder*.
Victoria's Secret?! Please. No self-respecting JAP would shop there. P.S. Hello, hire a cleaning lady.
Yeah, Ole, that's the best idea I've ever heard. Post my uncopyrighted work on the internet, for Godssakes. Even better, put a LINK to it on a page that receives moderate traffic. What the hell is wrong with you?
Aside from that, I indeed called her a piss-poor writer, then referred to her attempts to use classic persuasive appeals. "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing." Think about that.
What kind of NYC JAP does not even have a cleaning lady?
I could let everything else slide as possible: wanting a maid's room in your apartment; hanging out at house parties in Brooklyn in sketchy neighborhoods (WTF?); getting fat; keeping a blog; seeing obscure martial arts films; and lying about buying Louis Vuitton on sale. However, this time you have crossed the line and now I know you are fake.
Dear the writer:
You are a douche. Anyone with half a brain knows that Copyright is secured automatically when the work is created.
In other words, don't worry about copyright protection, you already have it (ask any half-assed lawyer to confirm).
So, let's see what you've got.
I'm a lawyer and the douchebag-hater is right. www.copyright.gov
So be it. Some of my work is quite lengthy (essays, scholarly works, literary commentaries), and I'd be happy to make a net portfolio if anyone can reccomend a free webhost that won't lose my formatting... AOL's "Easy Designer" didn't allow enough space and it lost my format.
Nothing important to add, just thought I'd join the party. I will say, however, it amuses me when people write comment such as this:
"And by the way, how is it that a Prada Princess such as yourself stoops to Victoria's Secret?"
without realising they sound worse than PP by stooping to her level of label whore-ishness (and don't file this under "A defence for PP" because it obviously isn't one) Btw Ole, "aympathetic"? You really don't use spellcheck do you? ;) But I will say that I agree with you.
- G (who finally got an account, yay me)
Sarcasm. You should look it up.
As far as web hosts being "elementary," Ole, I am unfamiliar with internet publishing, as I don't have the desperate need for positive reinforcement from strangers. Professors, peers, and fellow student writers are enough for me.
I repeat: give me a web host and I'll post my work.
I call your bluff, Ole.
i call shenanigans on all of you
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