Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Friday can't come soon enough

Have you ever been really, really upset so upset you can't epxres it? Because if you talk about it or discuss it just feels like it will make it worse even though its probably for the best? When I was 6 I accidentally spilled my dad's coffee at dinner and splashed on my hand. I remember screaming and my father dragging me by the wrist to the kitchen sink and turned on the tap full cold. I remember it throbbing as if my hand had a life of its own and for a week I had to use my left hand to color.

VD wanted me to come to this pre-party for a museum. I wasn't in the mood.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never fear, I think I've gotten the hang of this:

Express it? = 'epxres it?' [sic]

A dictionary = Something PP has never opened, let alone used. As a doorstop? Maybe.....

Oh well, I'm not complaining. It's more amusing this way ;)

- G

12:27 AM  
Blogger Ole said...

All those people who comment on this blog and suggest that it's a fake... you surprise me. Never ever underestimate another's potential for stupidity.

1:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that's aimed at me, I wasn't making a comment on this blog's authenticity (or lack of). I just meant that it's amusing as it is.
- G

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Score one for troll-ho!

3:05 PM  
Blogger Ole said...

I agree. I'd rather not know if it does turn out to be a fake: there's so few opportunities to suspend disbelief these days. This is one of my escapist indulgences, up there with a sneaking fondness of Tony Scott movies.

3:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the f*ck is Tony Scott? 1. By the way, Ole, it's "there ARE so few opportunities...". Opportunities is pluralized, hence.... Get it? Good! 2. The word "escapist" is meant to be used as a NOUN! DUH! 3. Don't forget to capitalize after a colon. Suddenly, PP is looking like a genius.

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the internet, ppl! Why should anyone bother with spellcheck? Btw, I am positive that this blog is a fake - PP is quite simply a comedic genius who slips up once in a while (VD? That's just TOO good). In fact, if it wasn't for Ole, this blog would be just plain boring. At least someone can provide the genuine article. -m

12:56 PM  

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