Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Lindsay Lohan in a box

This is awesome. It's from this online site called ShopIntuition

Here's the description.

The My Scene Goes Hollywood™ Lindsay Lohan doll is ready to hit the red carpet with a full movie premiere outfit, faux fur-trimmed coat, director's chair, velvet-style rope,and lots of fun movie-themed accessories. Ages 6 and over. Comes with its very own bong.
I'm kidding. About the bong that is. I don't think its an exact model of Lindsay's body because it does not show her obvious assets It think should have designed it so that when you pump her arms she starts to go into puberty.

Move over Barbie, there's a new biatch in town.

Still sick. Not throwing up.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you a lesbian?

you are sounding more and more like a dyke, with each progressive entry. why aren't you screwing the nice Jewish partners at your law firm? I hear it is very fashionable to sleep with higher-ups, especially when you are disenchanted with your office and there is nothing left to hold your interest.

think about it.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, what constructive criticism.

11:57 PM  
Blogger Ole said...

Thank goodness that there are companies out there who understand the very real need 6-year-olds have to emulate a self-obsessed, talentless, vapid, identikit-looking woman.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PP, you should go to this and make some new friends.


11:47 AM  

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