Saturday, March 12, 2005

Powrrgirls rules

I am eating soylicios tofu ice cream called cookie avalanche which is an aborted fetus of cookies and cream. God I wish I could have my Hagen Daz. But I have lost three pounds so far so I have to keep this up.


VD and I are watching powergirls on MTV. Its awesome. VD is having a screaming fit everytime the flacks f**k up since that's her game. Kelley is serioulsy giving her a neg. VD hates girls like that. The get a TOP (T*T Operation) and all of sudden just because their shirts fit better they can go do what they want. Kelley was going on how she is bitching and moaning while Rachel is doing all the work for Ruby Falls.

The way the flack reacted to JaRule was completely messed up. Instead of standing their in your cheap aviator glasses storking your hair weaves you should be getting stuff to sign and you have called the label to make sure there were pictures to sign.

While we were watching VD was throwing me inside tricks of how club openings work. When it comes to the guest list they always, always send out more invitations then they can handle. Its all about the numbers. The more people you have the more buzz you get. The more people you have outside waiting the better the opening it is because since it creates as VD puts it the Rubberneck effect. People passing by want to know why there is a huge crowd so they slow down or stop to take a look.

The worst way to get a flack's attention is to say you work for a company that does Jlo 's lingerie. First of all the flack is too busy to care who you work for. You are either on the list or not and unless you are a name or you are somone the flack knows personally. So if you were one of the worker bees who work in the business its best to come early.

I was kind of p**ed the way they treated Lindsay but VD said that Lizze was right in putting in that item in page 6. Its all part of the game. When celebrities show up at these events they know they are going to be photographed. In exchange they get free publicity, drinks and ass kissing for themselves and their posse. When you bypass the red carpet and cover your face with a jacket you are going to piss off alot of people.

Going to see some jellow wrestling.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's funny- i just read this after reading the latest 'a socialite's life' post about how it sucks.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Pradaprincess said...

Working the door is really hard. My friend VD had to deal with a crowd of angry hip hoppers at an event she was promoting. It was one white girl against the nation of Isalm but she stood up to them. Of course after the event the cops had to come and pick her up because they were going to kill her.

3:37 PM  
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3:38 PM  
Blogger Ole said...

Thanks for bringing this new threat to everyone's attention. The Nation of Isalm, eh... who do they worship? Halal?

2:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

11:06 AM  
Blogger J.Green said...

The aborted fetus line was very nice.

www.applesandbanoonoos.blogspot.com

1:52 PM  
Blogger J.Green said...

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1:52 PM  
Blogger J.Green said...

The aborted fetus line was very nice.

www.applesandbanoonoos.blogspot.com

1:52 PM  
Blogger J.Green said...

The aborted fetus line was very nice.

www.applesandbanoonoos.blogspot.com

1:52 PM  

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