The Great Masturbator goes too far

Just got in from some light barhopping and I found a letter from the management. It states that a resident has been complaining about the noise from my apartment and is requesting that I "comply with building policy and maintain a suitable level of quiet".

Ok. What f**king policy are they talking about? I hate being blamed for s**t I didn't do. I should call the management company and complain about how I hear him screaming because his hands are bleeding.