Sunday, March 06, 2005

Creepy moment of the year

VD burned me this CD called best bootlegs and I was singing along with Christina and the Strokes when somone knocked on my door and there was this guy outside. Our conversation went like this.

Guy: Hi

Me: Hi

Guy: Could you lower your music down?

Me: Why?

Guy: It's making it difficult to masturbate to my porn.

Me: Ewww

Guy: Thank you

Right now I am hearing loud porn sounds from below me while I try to clean my room. I am thinking of calling the doorman but I am afraid that guy will comeback.


Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:39 AM  
Blogger Ole said...

"come" back? That IS genius.

To the person who asked... no, I'm English. What is this Bored of Studies site of which you speak?

Coughs. I've obviously been reading too much PP. I'll Google it.

6:23 AM  
Blogger Fluttergirls said...

That's great. I constantly hear a vibrating noise from the guy below me. I'm hoping it's a chair.

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous #2 said...

wait, that was actually funny. i think PP has hired a ghostwriter.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't even enjoy this entry because its written under the pretense that it actually happened. The writing here is getting worse by the post. Fucking moron.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's very rude, Anonymous at 1:37 pm.
if you don't like it, don't read it.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous JuJu said...

What are "porn sounds"?

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in Sydney, and the Bored Of Studies website is a play on words (The "Board of Studies" controls high school curriculums, etc; here in New South Wales). I was reading through one of the message boards on there, and one of the posters there was 'Ole'.... I was just curious to know if it was you. Must be an impostor ; )

1:27 AM  
Blogger Ole said...

I'm being impersonated.

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who would ask "why" when a neighbor requests that the music be turned down? This never happened.

9:54 AM  

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