Creepy moment of the year
VD burned me this CD called best bootlegs and I was singing along with Christina and the Strokes when somone knocked on my door and there was this guy outside. Our conversation went like this.
Guy: Hi
Me: Hi
Guy: Could you lower your music down?
Me: Why?
Guy: It's making it difficult to masturbate to my porn.
Me: Ewww
Guy: Thank you
Right now I am hearing loud porn sounds from below me while I try to clean my room. I am thinking of calling the doorman but I am afraid that guy will comeback.
Guy: Hi
Me: Hi
Guy: Could you lower your music down?
Me: Why?
Guy: It's making it difficult to masturbate to my porn.
Me: Ewww
Guy: Thank you
Right now I am hearing loud porn sounds from below me while I try to clean my room. I am thinking of calling the doorman but I am afraid that guy will comeback.
posted by Pradaprincess at 11:03 PM
7 Comments:
genius.
wait, that was actually funny. i think PP has hired a ghostwriter.
I can't even enjoy this entry because its written under the pretense that it actually happened. The writing here is getting worse by the post. Fucking moron.
that's very rude, Anonymous at 1:37 pm.
if you don't like it, don't read it.
What are "porn sounds"?
Ole:
I live in Sydney, and the Bored Of Studies website is a play on words (The "Board of Studies" controls high school curriculums, etc; here in New South Wales). I was reading through one of the message boards on there, and one of the posters there was 'Ole'.... I was just curious to know if it was you. Must be an impostor ; )
Who would ask "why" when a neighbor requests that the music be turned down? This never happened.
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