Thursday, January 13, 2005

Why I won't be marrying an Arab guy anytime soon

This article In Arab culture, fat women are considered to be more attractive. I have heard black guys are like their women hefty but I they don't force feed them.

Here are some parts of the article that are really messed up.

Jidat Mint Ethmane grew up in a nomad family in this impoverished nation in the western Sahara. When she was 8, she says, her mother began to force-feed her. Ms. Ethmane says she was required to consume a gallon of milk in the morning, plus couscous. She ate milk and porridge for lunch. She was awoken at midnight and given several more pints of milk, followed by a pre-breakfast feeding at 6 a.m.

If she threw up, she says, her mother forced her to eat the vomit. Stretch marks appeared on her body and the skin on her upper arms and thighs tore under the pressure. If she balked at the feedings, her mother would squeeze her toes between two wooden sticks until the pain was unbearable. "I would devour as much as possible," says Ms. Ethmane. "I resembled a mattress."

Don't these people realize that when you binge you need to purge.

Gavage in Mauritania originated decades ago at a time when many prosperous families kept slaves. Back then, men stayed lean through working while women led more sedentary lifestyles. Faced with life in a harsh desert landscape, men typically sang songs not about the beauty of nature, but the attractiveness of the large women who might bear them healthy children.

Force-feeding is usually done by girls' mothers or grandmothers; men play little direct role. The girls' bellies are sometimes vigorously massaged in order to loosen the skin and make it easier to consume even greater quantities of food.


I think this is all JLo's fault. Ever since she first became popular I started noticing more overweight girls were wearing belly shirts with these noticeable paunches and really huge butts. I am really glad Ben broke up with her because now her reign of terror over women's asses is over. I am glad the big butt thing is so over. T was so insecure about her ass that she thought about getting injections.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I know you're a fake, PP.

9:48 PM  
Blogger Ole said...

Think Emap or Conde Nast will be publishing an article some time soon crowing about how a Gawker reference turned their fake blog into an internet sensation?

Love the analogy between Jlo and Mauritanian women. And particular the comment "in Arab culture". If there is a PP, maybe she should apply for a job in Bush's foreign policy unit.

3:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, you didn't figure out this blog was fake until today? The big outstanding questions are (1) is PP a guy or a gal? and (2) does PP dream of a book deal (and if so, have there been any nibbles yet)?

6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I was 99% sure. Now I'm 100% sure. Fake PP, you blew it!

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you all the type of people who watch a magician and then scream out "It's not magic, it's a trick!" Way to go captain obvious!!!! You get a browny button. No shut up! Half the fun is watching all the comments of people who think it's real. By the way, if it took you this long to figure it out you should consider a helmet and a career at blockbuster.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't figure out if the spelling and the grammar are part of the character or the writer's own shortcoming.

9:55 AM  
Blogger isabel said...

pardon me, Anonymous at 9:24 a.m., I've only been reading this blog for the past 3 days. Must you insult the commentors? Gee, you must be the most brilliant person here.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ole, where's your blog? When I click on your name I see a blog listed: "Weary". But it can't be found. Wouldn't mind reading it.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) Obviously fake because no nyc loaded princess would waste her time blogging. Only losers blog and only losers read blogs.

2) Some guys like their women a little thick, gotta admit I like to watch that belly jiggle when i pump them myself. Nothing wrong with that.

10:57 PM  

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