Sunday, January 21, 2007

Ode to Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan, you’ve been dealt with a bad hand. But it’s all your own making so don’t even try to be faking. So James Franco from Spiderman didn’t want to be your man. It sent you off on a bender, which resulted in drinking enough alcohol for 10 blenders.

So take hold, because you are in control. Mistakes can be undone so that you can enjoy another day in the sun. If you turn into a Factory Girl, it would really make me hurl. Edie Sedgwick was lead to her death by the meth. Even Andy Warhol was appalled that his muse became confused. And chose a path that only led to facing her own wrath.

I’d hate for that to happen to you, especially someone as special as you. Keep your head high and do the rehab stride. 10 years from now when you are holding your Oscar, you will reflect upon those dark days that somehow led you to prosper.


Blogger Spicy Law Girl said...

Hell yes L.Lo!

5:42 PM  

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