Saturday, January 14, 2006

Flexing the Smackdown muscles

There seems to be an army of single overweight, oversexed females who are screaming for my bloody corpse since I did my critique of the Vagina Monologues. People really need to get over themselves. We are a society that scrutinizes every detail of celebrities and politicians but the moment when the spotlight is put on others who are not show biz professionals a double standard is place where the kids gloves have to be kept on. Well guess what. I am not going with the party line. I will not be brow beaten by the teeming millions who are engaging in virgin sacrifices to see my downfall. Yeah. That's right. The Prada Princess Smackdown returns.

This blog is a joke, right? Is it a spoof? I have never read anything as lame as this in my life.

Write your life story, read it and then get back to me. Actually don’t do that. The sheer despair of your life will simply make you catatonic.

this blog is pathetic.

Well you certainly have experience in that area. So I will take your word for it.

Prada Princess is a LOSER. First of all, anyone who knows anything about New York magazine knows that Amy Sohn gave birth recently. She is not "fat" as PP calls it.

Well, she ain’t it exactly “anorexic”. And unlike you I am not an obsessive fan of New York Magazine who has to sniff every page and scours Amy Sohn’s garbage for used feminine products So you will have to forgive me if I don’t know her life story.

Second, PP's jealousy and insecurity shines through in her petty rant. I have over 600 friends in my MySpace account and after the mass email I just sent out telling people to ban this piece-of-shit blog, PP may just realize how idiotic she is. But my question is, PP: If you're so confident about what you say about other people, why don't you use your real name?

600 friends? That’s impressive. Were these the people you met while trolling for underage teenagers in the OC forums? What is double impressive that they even know how to operate a computer. I am quite confident but I ain’t stupid. Why don’t you grow some and put your name out in comments? Because you know the moment you expose yourself then you make yourself a bigger target for the world. That is something I am unwilling to do.

Wow, PP sure is bitter about her own life!!
I’m not bitter. Now you on the other hand need to lay off the vodka tonics.
No matter what you think, chasing your mother with a pair of ice tongs in a drunken rage screaming “Pirhana!” is not healthy

Who are you to write all of those things about women you don't even know? You are quite pathetic and insecure to say the least.

Who are you to tell me that I am pathetic and insecure? I will write whatever I please. Of course I know these girls. We all know these girls. Because we are these girls. That is why I can talk about these girls.

Is this blog a joke? It sucks.

Sometimes I feel it is a big joke and my life is the punchline. Then I realize it’s the oxycontin kicking in.

totally agree with Kintauna. I have never read such a nasty, mean blog in my entire life.

And you never will baby. Because I am an original visionary of glamour polarity.

(who has a name like Prada Princess anyway?)

Who has a named like stupid hairy crack whore any way? Oh that would be you.

Sounds like it belongs to someone who wants to wear Prada but can't afford it.

And this sounds like someone who can’t afford a down payment on a pair of underwear.

I feel sorry for PP. She obviously needs a life, and should stop picking on girls she doesn't even know, because she is JEALOUS!

Save your pity for someone who deserves it. Like your pimp. And you need to get out of being a crack whore. I am not picking on anyone. I am just pointing out the obvious. Jealous? This is not jealousy. This is scientific observation. You want jealous. Ask the girl who stole my first boyfriend. Then you will know what jealousy is.

Hey, I think you guys are being a little harsh on Prada Princess (my, that is a clever moniker. Did you come up with it all by yourself?)

Actually, I did. Next time I should consult you since you obviously scored quite high on the ACT.

Clearly all this chick really needs is a vibrator of her own.

I do have a set but they smell since your Dad keeps using them,

Or a life. No fair kicking her when she is obviously already down. I mean LISTEN to her. She is crying out for help.

I am crying out for help. Help that mouth breathers that someone will put you out of your misery.

..A friend...Won't anyone come to her rescue?

Friends are overrated and replaceable. Rescues are for the weak.

PP-My advice is to go back to school and take a basic grammar class, and then apply your newly found information to your writing. It reads like a third-graders diary.

My advice is to stop indulging in those Lattes. And put the money in your financial aid jar. Hopefully you will be able to pay off your student loans in about, well never.

While you’re at it, take a writing class. Maybe you will be inspired to do something other than rant about people who make you jealous.

These are the last people that would make me jealous. Of all that is Dolce and Gabanna, look at that picture. Would you be jealous of that?

Also, I hear many people meet friends and even a potential life partner in school.

To go to school to simply to find a husband is a lot of effort. It obviously hasn’t worked for you.

Do yourself a favor and get out more. You may find you enjoy the light of day and being surrounded by educated people to holing yourself up in whatever dreary little cave you seem to currently inhabit.

Do yourself a favor and save your dialogue for the junior high school girls you hit on that come into you book store looking for Seventeen magazine.Btw, you should definitely check the age of consent laws of your state before you making your moves on your customers. It appears your degree in romance language is being put to great use being surrounding by the other shut ins at Starbucks who equate watching an independent film to making one. I would rather stay in my cave then be surrounded by the likes of you.

Peace and love girl, peace and love.
P.S. Don’t forget the vibrator. I am sensing that your hostile vibes might be cured if you unlocked the mysteries of the “Big O”, as they say. Think about it.

I am thinking about it. I am thinking about the last time you made a woman scream from vaginal activty which was when you were born. Tell your Dad to wash them after he uses them.

My question to PP is, why haven't you bothered to reply to these comments? Is it because you know your critics are right? Hmmm?

No. It’s because I am lazy and I am still recovering. My question to you why haven’t you bothered returning my manolo blahniks? Is it because you are a wench? Hmmmm.

hey...whatever happened to 'Ole'? he was your number one fan.

I don’t know. I miss him. Oh Ole. Where are you I need you most?

You know what they can lead a girl to Prada, but can't make her think

You know what they say. You can lead an idiot like you to a toilet but you can’t stop them from pissing in their own mouth.

By posting nasty comments about people you don't know, you make yourself look stupid. You aren't clever, or a good writer. If you were, you'd be a published author like these girls, and a lot of other people are, instead of writing a pathetic s***y blog that tears other people down. Get a life! I'm not saying I agree with the Jessica Cutlers and Stephanie Kleins of the world, but you are obviously a very mean spirited person to spend this much time putting down other people. You honestly just made yourself look stupid.

Oh please. Shut the f**k. Spare your pseudo psycho babble that you overpaid at the Learning Annex. Do you think being very or being good is what it takes to become a published author? If you do your more naïve than I thought. Go to any Barnes and Noble and you will be awash in a sea of mediocrity. Of course you will find life rafts of Dorothy Parker, Tama Janowitz and Robin Quivers but for each of those books there is a reason why they were published but it sure as hell wasn’t because of talent. Maybe an editor took pity on a writer that lost their fortunes to booze and this was their only moment to even get a shred of recognition. Or an editor saw an opportunity to take advantage of an “author’s” fan base and saw an opportunity to make a quick buck even though the closet thing the author had written was signing their name on a alimony check. bvgYou are the mean spirited one. You are the one who fails to see the truth in my words. I wasn’t putting down these people I was simply wiping away the surface. And what you saw scared and angered you. But instead of doing something constructive you simply blame the curtain puller. Open your eyes. Open your eyes.

i h8 Steph Klein as well. She isn't hilarious. She's pathetic and fat and all other pathetic fat girls LOVE her because she glorifies their whole situtation of being a Murray hill, over privileged, unaware, zoftig girl waiting for the ring.

See. At least one of us is willing to take a stand and not be a follower.

This blog sucks.
Just like you can suck my ass.

The funny thing is, PP doesn't even know these girls. Jessica Cutler is disgusting, but the rest of the girls were unfairly judged.

Unfairly judged? Look who’s talking. You just called Jessica Cutler disgusting. And she was probably the most honest and hottest one of them all.

Sounds like PP is too insecure, and needs a lot of attention. Maybe if her writing was actually good, she'd get recognized for it. There is nothing "cool" or "clever" about dumping all over a bunch of girls who weren't even accurately portrayed in a silly magazine article. If this is how PP conducts all her judgements/assessments of people she must have no friends.

I don’t write to be cool or clever. I just write because I have something to say. It ain’t Shakespeare. I need attention? They are the ones talking about their sex lives and writing for penthouse. They are the ones are crying to the world “Look at me in all my obese sexual glory!”

Stephanie Klein is awesome, and anyone who has ever read her blog knows that. She can write the pants off of most people on the 'net, including, for a laugh, PP. After PP's pointless diatribe I'm done with this shitty blog for good.

I haven’t noticed that you were even here. As for Stephanie writing the pants off most people as long she doesn’t write those jeans off then the world will be safe. In fact she should burn those jeans.

Boy (or should that be girrrl?!) - have you stirred up a nest of vipers with an unhealthy grasp of bad language.
Vipers are skinny and slither. The haters here were more like a herd of crazy hogs.

as much as PP is a moron, and as poor a critique this was, these c**ts really are all annoying and deserve to be dumped by their husbands once they lose their looks. especially jessica klein.

Uhh. Okay. I guess.

This is the worst blog I have ever read. I guess you think you're a comedian? Get some talent. Who is going to read your s**t when you have nothing intelligent to say?

Yeah. You seem to be a real Rhodes scholar. Intelligence is overrated. I know many ivy leaguers who are still trying to pay off their student loans.

Hi, I just read your post about the Vagina Dialouges and I read the same article too. I didn't think the article was very well written but at the same time, it sounds like you wish that what you had to say was interesting enough to get picked up by New York mag. Just perused the rest of your blog and it's the most boring piece of shit I have ever read. You sound like a pitiful person.

Hi, I just read your comment and it sounds like you want someone to hit in you in the head with a crowbar just so you can feel something in that lifeless husk of a life other than reliving the highest point of your existence which was winning 10 bucks for eating a day old pie with sausage.

I think some of the people that read your post have missed the point. We are all riddled with insecurities, so fucking what?! But I have to admit, I did laugh out loud at the wonderfully bitchy diatribe in that post - and it IS funny. The amount of times I either read the kind of shite you lay into or have nothng better to do than sit through some of it in a TV studio setting - and I can't help but fall into paraphrasing what they are saying.

Whatever your reasons for your rant, it made my day. It was hilarious, very articulate and yes, it was long (you gotta know at least one of the offending parties???!!) but hey - it's your party, Pradaprincess.

Consider this an open invitation.

Wow. Jealous much? I've never seen anyone devote this much time to people they don't know. Are you embarrassed that you put this much effort into putting down other people? You're sad. Do you have a job, or a life?

Yeah, I am really jealous that of being unable to expose my sex life and gross people out with my stories of my liquid bowel movements. They are the ones who should be embarrassed for showing up dressed like that for those photographs.

You sound like a very angry person who has a lot of insecurity issues. To put this much time and effort into people you don't even know is a bit pathetic. I dont know these girls in the article, and I'm not commenting on anything they said. But you're being very judgemental. You weren't there, and sometimes the context can be misinterpreted in articles. Maybe you should see someone about your anger issues. To comment on these girl's appearences makes you sound jealous, and catty. Anyone with eyes (or knowledge about photography) can see that these camera angles were created on purpose. Yes, it's an unflattering shot, but I've seen these girls in person and you would retract your words if you saw how slim some of them are. I suggest you look within yourself and figure out if you really have a problem with these girls who you don't know, or if the problem is you.

Ok. Watching Dr. Phil does not make you an expert in counseling and anger management. May be if you cut down on the daytime television that will help in you lowering your Krispy Kreme intake.

They say the camera adds ten pounds so if I saw these girls in person it still wouldn’t make a difference.

I was just telling what these girls were really saying and pointing out the obvious. What you call judgemenatl, I call saying my opinion. I never said they weren’t nice people, all I was doing commenting on what was presented. So obviously you are the one taking this out of context.

What I think is truly ridiculous is how everyone is everyone is freaking out over these girls when in fact women have always talked openly about sex. Just look at the 60’s and 70’s. Hell if you go back to ancient Greece, a woman talking about sex was pretty commonplace. What is really amusing about the article was that the gathering was being portrayed like the Yalta conference. how they acted towards Jessica Cutler as if she was below them when in reality she was probably the most successful one of them all and probably the most honest.


I would love to crack your vagina code

Many have tried and many have failed

The best insults are often from personal experience, eh fatty?

In that case you must have a whole library of insults on goat sodomy.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE the fact that you replied to all these comments. You know why? Because you made yourself look even more stupid than you did the first time around. Look at you, judging all these people. If you can't handle critique, then please don't dish it out. How do you know anything about the people who said you were mean and nasty? You don't know what they look like, you don't know what they do for a living, you don't know how old they are. Plus, you missed the point of everything they said. Your rebuttle speaks for itself. You are an utter moron. And PS, the reason that people are commenting anonymously, is probably because they aren't registered with Blogger. Not because they are "scared" to reveal their identity.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you believed so strongly in what you rant about, then you would show your name. But you won't, because you are SCARED!

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally agree with the comment above. Every time you speak back against what people say about you, you make yourself look like even more of an imbecile! You are scared shitless of revealing your name. COWARD!

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just love the way she is making baseless assumptions about everyone. It is so clever.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the thing: The fact that Prada Princess is making personal comments against her critizers is hilarious because she hasn't a clue who they are. The people critizing you are reacting against the horribly mean post you put up about those girls in the article. I know all those girls, and with the exception of Jessica Cutler, they are all intelligent, rightfully successful, and beautiful. If you saw them in person you would be so embarrassed for the comments you made. If PP is really so successful, then what's her real name? The reason people are saying PP is a loser is /c she doesn't know those girls, yet she's so angry at them. It's actually hilarious how pathetic she is!

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually know Prada Princess. I can tell you that she is an ugly person on the inside, and on the outside. And this nasty blog truly reflects her. I am a straight male and I would rather sleep with anyone on the planet than her.

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know PP as well, and she is butt-ugly. And a boring person who think she has talents. It's sad.

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will reflect the comments of the people who find PP grotesque. She needs talent and plastic surgery. Yikes.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also know Prada Princess. She is a fat loser who thinks she has talent. Lose 30 pounds, and then try making suggestions about other people's weight. You fat whore.

3:54 PM  
Blogger boneycdr2 said...

could someone please call the U.N?

10:45 AM  
Blogger boneycdr2 said...

. . . and just to add: Me thinks anyone who can come up with the "whole library on goat sodomy" put-down deserves some space! There's art at work here!

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If PP's retorts were clever or original, than yeah, she would deserve some "space." PP is a whore who can't write!

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, I can only say mean things about people I actually know?! What's the fun in that?

Hate away, PP, hate away.....

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Ole said...

I'm still here. I still love it.

"Clearly all this chick really needs is a vibrator of her own.

I do have a set but they smell since your Dad keeps using them."

So we've moved on from "Your Mom" gags to "Your Dad" gags. Now THAT's progress. But I am in NYC next month. So tell me where you're going to be. I dare you ;) Hey, you never know: it could be love.

7:53 AM  
Blogger Pradaprincess said...


11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

me and my male friends wouldn't sleep with Prada Princess if she was the last woman on earth. She needs to lose weight and get a personality.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Ole said...

Yes, I always look for personality first when trying to decide whether to bag some chick in a nightclub.

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PP, you go girl... don't listen to these losers, they are basically the people you just criticized writing anonymously on your blog.

Its time for the Sohn's, Klein's and Cutler's of the world to realize that the Sex and the City days are over. If they can't find a man, these women should focus on finding real, meaningful, careers. This way their lives won't be so emtpy.
Writing about getting laid in Manhattan isn't such a career. It's pathetic. It's been done. Move on.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous beav said...

This is a great post. Keep anonymously punching people in the toilet parts. And gandhi bless ya for knocking on myspace. Only pedophiles and preteen pornstars get real value out of that poor excuse for legal prostitution.

9:59 AM  

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