Friday, September 30, 2005

Serenity now

I was flipping through the Village Voice at the Virgin in Union Square today when I saw the advertisment for this movie called Serenity. I think the director is the same guy who made that tv show with the wife of the guy from She's All That.

The advertisment was like the most annoying thing ever. It kept talking about that this movie was the next big thing. And that a bunch no life mouth breathers sold out preview screenings because they were taking a break from playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Then it went on about how the New York Times and Entertainment Weekly were writing that Serenity was the next big thing since Kaballah. It ended with come be a part of the next great science fiction adventure. More like come be a part of the largest gathering of virgins since Star Wars.

Want to impress me? Show critics saying they creamed in their jeans about this movie. Give me some thumbs, a middle finger, something. That is the best advertising. Give me proof that sitting on my ass while having tell the idiot talking on the cell phone to shut up a 100 times. Everyone knows if you don't at least one quote from a critic something has to be wrong with the movie.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's excellent, PP. You write a snotty, adolescent entry trashing a movie you've never seen, and you get blogspammed!

That's karma!

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of writing crap, you could be hitting the gym

4:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this was one of the most well written entries by PP yet. Coherent and seemingly thoughtful...Is our little girl growing up?

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What on earth was thoughtful about that?

The last time I check back here regularly, that's for fucking sure.

8:25 AM  
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