Random conversation in the office.

This was a conversation I heard around the office after the whole Vanessa Hudgens nudie picture.

"Would you do her?"

"Hell's no."

"Why? She's legal."

"Dude, look at that enormous afro growing in between her legs. Your d**k would get lost in that jungle."

"Yeah, she really needs to look into a brazilian wax."

Yes. I work with these people.