A L.A.M.B to the slaughter

It appears that Gwen Stefani's Japanese hooker line has failed to impress at fashion week.


September 6, 2007, 2:01 pm
Spring Rolls and Arm Candy

Last night I bolted out of the L.A.M.B show, nearly knocking over the publicist Paul Wilmot. Sorry, Paul. If ever there was a reason for a pop star to concentrate on her vocal skills, it was Gwen Stefani’s fashion meltdown. Among the words I wrote in my notebook, until my pen came to a stop, were “blob,” “very last season,” “bad secretary,” “astonishingly bad,” and “Ditzville.” I’m amazed—now—I had that much to say.

In all honesty we can't fault Gwennie for this disaster. She's a singer, she is used to having the best producers, lawyers, and sound engineers and lots and of Yes men. Since she was out of her element in fashion she did not know where to find the best fashion whores that would elevate her line of clothing beyond standard B&T wear for girls from Long Island. I mean the stuff is atrocious. The only girl who wear this stuff would be the bait girls who appear on "To Catch a Predator".

Of course she will make a fortune off this line regardless of the critics, since it is made in China and for all we know it is probably made of Chinese people. She probably thanks god for the Bridge and Tunnel crowd. There are the only people stupid enough to buy her crap.