Tuesday, November 07, 2006

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! GOD ALMIGHTY SHE IS FREE AT LAST!

As if we didn't see this coming.


TMZ is reporting that Britney has finally pulled the plug on her leechy husband, citing irreconcilable diffs and asking for full legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jaeden Blu or whatever. "Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was 'a string of events.'


My mom used to have a name for these types of guys. Kept men. She came up with that term after vacationing in Monte Carlo. They were armies of well tanned, athelic men dressed in the finest clothes this side Armani. But heroin junkies, they were always on the lookout for their next fix which was a middle age woman made single by widowhood or divorce. They latch onto them in order for those women to support them.

Mom actually had a conversation with one kept guy who confessed to her that there was only one rule that a good kept man has to follow in order for the party to keep on going. Don't f**K with the gravy train.

Kevin, is an example of f**king your own gravy train. And it is obvious that it was huge ego that did him in. Because he had bedded, married and impregnated Britney he was under the impression that he was the equal of Britney. When in reality he was the f**king sperm donor.

All he had to do was take care of business which was to service Britney's need. Be a good dad and not smoke pot in front of the kids.

But no. He thought by breeding with Spears that somehow her juicy musical goodness would somehow be absorbed in his bloodstream like a virus. He thought he was a star when in reality he was just an asteroid.

So what is going to happen now?

I predict that this f**ktard has only begun to travel into a serious world of hurt. I think and his other babymamas are going to be on a warpath. Now that he is no longer has lips on the Spears Teet, they have to go in suck him dry before he blows the rest of his money.

KFed has already embarked on a future of laughbale attempts to be taken seriously. I mean when he showed up on Monday Night Raw just after his dynamic debut on the Kids Choice awards, you know the next stop for the KFed train is Knottsberry Farms.

If Kfed wants to survive he has to jump on the reality show bandwagon. Don't be surprised to see him on the The Surreal Life. I wouldn't put it past him for him to gain 200 pounds in order to get on Celebrity Fit Club.

Oh KEd. If only you had followed Augilera's husband cue and just stay in the background as a music producer.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Ole said...

No offence, my dear, but I don't think your mother coined the phase "kept man".

3:14 AM  
Anonymous Ole said...

Or phrase, either.

3:14 AM  

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